This is the story of how Squawkers got his little head stuck in a magoty Nutella jar. It all started when 2 drunk hooligans tormented spambaby in a wheelbarrow. Marvin the flamingo

The high barbed wire fence and menacing guard towers belied the truth hidden behind the Police Barracks. The corps had disco fever. The chief wore a headdress and

Looking for a good time? Here, take this giant stick and whack that miniature ball waaay over there into that tiny hole. Good, good. Now try it with a BAC of 2.4 and a huge lake in

My history internal assessment was due three hours ago. I was going to fail the IB. It was all her fault. When I first saw her I knew

My biology teacher said looking at the toilet after you've done your business is genetic, as it's an ancient way of detecting disease. That's how I found out I had

There was a man who made a device that could turn animals into anthros. He first used it on a

"...and, I have a major, major novel that is being published this year, it will be widely available everywhere on digital platforms, so I have that going for me."

The soft glow filled the corner of the room and there he stood. I turned away quickly for fear had taken a hold of me and I just could not look him in the face. Was this for real

The atmosphere within the confines of the orange skin was rib-cracking. My body ached as I tried to find my balance and sift the remnants of the night before out of the crevicesof

A girl and her brother lived in a nice home in a nice neighborhood. One day, they were playing in their backyard, when a bunch of plants came out of nowhere and started attacking

If you want happy ever after and kisses on lips and flowers and violins then stop reading.This story's not for you.

The title of my story is 'What I Did in the Holidays'. Nothing.

Georgie looked at the empty picture frame on the wall. It had once contained many memories of a happy, safe life. Ever since the purge of wizards from her homeland Georgie's life

i have an asian friend his name is da balsakdoodle he is a good friend

I my garage, I created a 1:6 scale model of my cubicle. Everything works. From the telephone to the copy machine. My action figure was He-Man with dockers. The other drones were

Once upon a time there was a lonely girl named liz, she had

And so it came to pass that the three cats came upon an active lava flow, cascading into the ocean, forming new land. The first cat was the bravest and she

Doctor! You have eluded me for eons, but now I, Davros, have captured you and destroyed your precious Tardis! My army of Daleks will rule the universe FOREVER!

As my life flashed before my eyes, I remembered where I put my keys.

Previously on FoldingStory: Half-man, half-manatee, all detective Manatee P.I. experienced total ocular self-doubt before being swallowed whole by a hippo. Also, Santa became evil.