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I found him by the railroad track this morning.

  • I found him by the railroad track this morning. I could see that he was nearly dead. I knelt down beside him and I listened, just to hear the words the dying fellow said. He said

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  • "Tell Laura I love her. Tell Laura not to cry. My love for her, will never die." Then I dropped his head on the railroad track, his pupils dilated and turned awfully black,

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  • and his mouth filled with caterpillars. The train zoomed by, his head exploding, caterpillars flying everywhere. I asked the sky, " Can you b

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  • e any bluer?" The sky responded with a cloud of locusts. Oops, wrong question. The locusts descended on the headless corpse. A rainbow appeared in the sky and a voice

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  • sounded from my mobile phone. I examined the phone. How does that person fit inside this little box? I shook the phone to try and get the person to fall out but the voice just kept

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  • fainter and fainter until it sounded like a puppy whelping. I took the phone and banged it against the wall. And then a strange thing happened. It smiled at me. unbelievable? what

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  • ? How could it smile at me? It'd been the most moody piece of crap its whole life and then it smiled at me. How can technology have emotions anyway? It must be a programming error.

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  • The whole point of my Love-O-Matic was to cut out all the emotion crap from relationships. Now he was emoting and my heart was mush. "Next he'll cheat on me, my robots always cheat

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  • on me with the toaster." I sighed, swirling around my coffee. He gave me a blank stare from across the table, his blank eyes staring coldly at me. "Don't be that way, honey."

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  • "Stop trying to butter me up." Just then my hand slipped. I spilled tea all over the table. He smirked,"Nice work. Clean that up or you'll be toast." Grimacing, I went to work.

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