16

"Bad dog!" she scolded as she picked up yet

  • "Bad dog!" she scolded as she picked up yet another pair of her favorite shoes that her new dog Lucy had chewed on. Here she was all dressed to attend one of the most important

    2
  • comic-con of her life. Her Wonder Woman boot was ruined and her invisible plane was no where to be found. How could she attend the event with half a costume?

    4
  • Just then Deanna, that chunky little freak came around the corner. She was in Wonder Woman costume. Her rolls screamed against the outfit. I saw the bat lying on the ground and

    2
  • reconstructed the events in my head. From the looks of it, her straining Wonder Woman costume had protected her, from his grasp, so she slipped and landed thigh first on his head.

    1
  • in a classic WWE wrestling maneuver called the Butt Buster because if she missed his head and hit the Mat. her silicone enhanced ass, it would pop like an overfilled water balloon

    1
  • and the resulting gush of butt silicone would render her wrestling opponent harmless and flailing like an over-sized baby. Leaping through the air, she caught sight of her opponent

    1
  • Longtocks Lola who'd tagteamed in for Thelma Thunderthighs. The silicone slick caused her to slip midroundhouse and land on her tocks. Silcone Sadie prepared her trademark attack

    2
  • known as "Outsource Customer Support". Silicone Sadie hurtled Longtocks Lola clear from the ring, but on her way out she had just slapped Thelma Thunderthighs' hand. This was on.

    2
  • Thelma failed to notice that the ring had disintegrated into a large vat of mud. Thelma and Sadie went at it there in the muck, fighting for dominance in front of thousands. Oh,

    1
  • The humanity! Sadie had Thelma in a headlock, & the scene was just plain ugly. Finally the duel was considered a tie. They bowed to the audience took their MTV award, and went home

    0

2 Comments

  1. KieferSkunk Sep 05 2012 @ 18:30

    Now we know what happens when you separate a woman from her Wonder Woman costume.

  2. Zetawilk Sep 05 2012 @ 19:02

    Really? She was going as Wonder Woman? Huh.

Want to leave a comment?

Sign up!