Once upon a time there was an apple who wanted

Once upon a time there was an apple who wanted to be a vegetable. He saw how carrot had long green hair and he was envious. He gagged at the sight of tomato's plump bodice.

himself shoved into this fat lady's grocery cart! The apple panicked and tried to scream for help, but the fat lady just kept shopping and piled her other groceries on top of him.

Then somethin inexplicable happened. But let me explain. The apple began to think, Gee I wish I were a banana! But at the same time a banana 2 aisles over wished to be an apple!

Suddenly the apple and banana switched places. However the apple was much more ripe than the green banana, which upset the banana resulting in an apple whining like a grape.

"Stop moving around, I'm trying to draw here," said 6th grader, and aspiring still life artist, Missy Jones. The fruits were unmoved. The banana rammed the apple, turning the bowl

upside down and spilling all the fruit onto the floor. A bunch of grapes came over to look at the easle and was clearly unimpressed by the art. The mango

was hurt by the lack of appreciation for the hard work he put into the exhibit. So the mango grabbed his BFF, and the 2 went to the rooftop terrace to get away from the art critics

who were sharpening their Ginsu knives. "That was close," the mango said with a sigh of relief. "Yeah, wasn't it?" replied his BFF, her face darkening. She drew a filet knife from

the pocket of her frilly white apron."Whatcha got there, BFF?" mango asked. "Wha--" She stabbed him, stuffed him in the blender with some frozen yogurt & drank him with a straw.