She had told me previously there was a lot

She had told me previously there was a lot of weird Geezer's at her house, but one day as we sat in her room she told me how

she'd fallen in love with a kind young man who was blind in one eye. She'd only ever seen him once, she said; he'd held her hand as she sobbed and sobbed about

how she herself was losing her eyesight. Th next time she met him was a month later, when she had finally lost her vision. That's when they fell in love. But a Zjorko was

not the same anymore. He was different to her heart. She could no longer feel his love in the air around them. No matter, she thought. It is only my eyes that cause a problem. But,

if her loveless eyes were altering the air to cause a difference to his heart who should she call? She looked in Yellow Pages & argued with a Shaman over his hourly rate. Tranced,

danced, and romanced, she turned to snuggle with the Shaman, but he had fallen asleep. She left $62.37 on his end table and went into the bathroom to fix her hair. In the medicine

cabinet (where she was snooping) she found laces pasted to the back of the mirror. They spelled out, "If you're reading this, then you'll pass out in exactly 12 seconds". Shaman

University, back in White Plains, had taught her how to enter the spirit world in exactly 12 seconds. This seemed like the right time to do it. Humming loudly, she closed her eye

at the portal in an oversized police uniform. "Welcome May Bury Afterlife. What's your name missy?" She was guided through by a hound dog and soft whistling in the air.