Buddy bear was a Kodiak lookin fella about

Buddy bear was a Kodiak lookin fella about 19 feet tall. I took his island sized paw and said "

its time for your to grow up". He looked at me with a strange look in his eye. We walk off towards

the sunset swinging our hands happily, but then we were interrupted. A great

shake weight for men appeared out of a rainbow. We immediately started shake weighting till we passed out until

it started to rain. Then we decided to go out to eat at the red lobster. We were so hungry becuase

dairy queen, not the one that use to be, but the one that we got now; well Shelly started talking all about her new breast implants, Hal couldn't quit looking at them new breast

antennas. They looked like they got great reception. "Do you mind if I plug my TV in? I don't have cable and..." Shelly nodded and took off her bra and said

, "Does it really even matter any more?" I looked out the window at the massive fireballs dropping like rain towards the planet and unzipped my pants. "Guess not," I said, sliding

my belt out a couple of notches. I can eat as much gravy as I want! I just kept stuffing my face with Twinkies until the windows imploded in a brilliant white light.