First day of school and i've already found

First day of school and i've already found a class i dislike.I have no friends and my assigned seat sucks really bad.My only form of entertainment is the computer in front of me

I booted it up and chatted with some guy who was also bored with school. He talked to me about the devil and other Ouija stuff. I realized then my desktop was unplugged.

So I unplugged every electronic device in the house. If the devil made them all work unplugged, I might as well unplug them all and save on my power bill, right? The devil

got angry at this notion and made every device in the world to fail and cause complete chaos. The whole world went into a panic without texting until someone named...

3 choices of salad dressing and the best BBQ tools I'd ever seen. The Lord of Hades

knew how to fire up a grill. The eternal fire of the damned never goes out. I'd brought some grade A sirloin of minotaur & Charon slathered on his Diabolo sauce. Silenus' brewskis

were the final nails in his coffin. That's when Mercury's centurions surrounded his home & arrested him on charges of manslaughtering endangered & sentient mythic creatures. Their

furry pelts laid in tatters all over the place, as though the creatures had been blown up by some mystic elemental bomb. Mercury gave off a hearty laugh and pointed his

finger towards the pelts, ordering his minions to gather them up. These pelts would make a nice new coat, and the remainder could be sold for a tidy profit.