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"WHY GOD WHY?" Little Jerry whailed as the

  • "WHY GOD WHY?" Little Jerry whailed as the realization set in. He was wrong. Dead wrong. There IS reincarnation and he is now a burka wearing lesbian married to a

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  • poor cousin of the Grand Ayatollah; his third wife. There might be an upside, but Little Jerry was having a hard time seeing it. Of course, if he could reincarnate once,

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  • Into a dung beatle and if they didn't work out he could try again as an aardvark. Aardvarks are the silliest of the anteaters after all.

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  • but being of a scatological nature he opted for the dung beatle: He said the magic words "Whats brown and sounds like a bell" and presto he turned into a six-legged drummer with

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  • a Warrant shirt. The lead singer came up and said, "Woah. I'm so s-faced you look like you have six legs!" Then he grabbed the singer's head and wiped all over his 34 Tom drum kit

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  • ten. He liked to use cat skins on his drums. They seemed to stretch tighter with less effort. It didn't matter to him that no one wanted to see him play. Maybe if he cleaned them

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  • of the bits of whisker and still-attached tails... No matter, wretched nastiness should not stop us from the pursuit of art, just look at Mama Cass. The drums were highly refined

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  • drums, refined highly in a refinery high in the Italian Alps. The particular Italian refinery capable of so highly refining such drums is not

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  • accessible to noisy tourists, not even to drum tourists like Mickey Hart, nor is the Altofina Drum Refinery listed in the Michelin Guide or Zagat's -- but one intrepid rhythmatist

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  • --- sorry, numistatist -- decided to pay for the drumming venture all in wheathead pennies. The desk clerk proceeded to quit in a huff.

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1 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Aug 26 2011 @ 12:15

    I hate it when I confuse rhythmatists with numistatists... gives me arythmia. Welcome back Rhett! Did you catch my Ringo reference?

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