And that's when it hit me- "All of these

And that's when it hit me- "All of these statues have penises...except this one!" I went over there to examine it more closely.

With my trusty flashlight, I saw a small button. I poked it briskfully and one of the nearby statues bent over mechanically and opened a passage inside. I ran to small door and

goes into the passage. Walking through this dark passage, with only my trusty flashlight, i started to think that this passage has nothing but, nothing.

I decided to switch on the blinking red light for the fun of it. In the shadows, I glimpsed a figure enter from the emergency exit. In 3 strobes, it quickly covered the distance.

I switched off the light, as now I had important data to analyse regarding how fast shadowy figures move in low-light conditions. The scientific community would be excited to know

with that bloody knife and dead teenage slut?" Woody from Toy Story had been elected Sheriff and he was making the rounds this Halloween. Mike Meyers was terrified because

he'd never seen Toy Story, and he thought Woody was the name of the bully who blows up dolls, and he was going as Raggedy Andy. Panicking, Mike

balked at the door. His friends jeered "Raggedy Andy's not so randy" & forced him in. He wasn't getting out of The Phi Alpha Gamma fraternity hazing that easily. Woody was waiting

with Buzz's severed arm, karate-chopping phonies left and right. But he was no match for the hideous, grisly feast the cannibal toys were savoring from Mr. Potatohead's corpse.