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FIghting when you are an ordinary family

  • FIghting when you are an ordinary family is one thing, but fighting when your family is riddled with superpowers is another. It's not a blessing, it's a curse. When your brother

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  • decides to use his superpowers to read your mind after you've just spent hours indulging in your secret fetish for geese on designer stilettos, a measly brotherly quarrel becomes

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  • a fight for a marriage. He couldn't let his brother tell his wife about the fetish-- no, he was far too good a husband to want to hurt her like that. He decided to confront

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  • the blackmailer. He was sure of at least one thing, this time his brother would not prevail

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  • finally its time for mothers favorite to pay the price and what better payment could there possible be?

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  • "Ahem," I interrupted. "Have you considered tempering your anger with chocolate? Here. Have some of mine." I held my box out, hoping this would smoothe over the problem.

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  • Ol' Angry Joes hesitantly reached for the chocolates. "No foolin?" he asked. "No foolin," I answered. The box snapped down across his fingertips. Ol' Angry Joe felt the pain rush

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  • through his finger tips. The chocolate box had determine he was unworthy of the food of the gods. Until thou art less angry Joe you shall have none & disembodied voice reverbrated

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  • As that of Madonna the whore of Babylon. She was dressed like the Harrison she was. The headline stated she was about to tour and promote her new album, titled Music For The

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  • Heartless, the Soul-less, the Stupid, and the Otherwise Tin of Ear. It sold millions of copies, all of which stayed in their shrink wrap and were eventually re-sold as gag gifts.

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