I was drifting into a deep sleep, a dream

I was drifting into a deep sleep, a dream started. I dreamt of kissing one of the most popular girls in school. Moments later she told me she had loved me a long time.

Her warm tongue licked my ears & she nuzzled my neck. She whimpered. "Ah, what's wrong, girl? Are you hungry?" Her chocolate brown eyes stared into mine & she drooled. I rubbed her

She whimpered a little and shifted around on her bottom in excitement. Her deep brown eyes looked into mine, beggingly. Her breath wasn't anything to write home about but her teeth

were pearly white. As I stared back into her eyes, she smiled...and I melted. Literally. She lapped me up happily & went on her merry way. Meanwhile, I found myself sloshing around

her belly. Her sphincters had put up some resistance, but now that I was in her gutI powered up the Microsub. Now I could travel through her body and execute my mission

Like the parasite she said I was. I never again was a parasite or a host to one. I learned the hard way to just shut my big mouth when Shark Lady opened her bigger mouth and showed

me her toothy grin of dominance. I now spend my days being quiet and respectful for Shark Lady, even though she's inherently a bad shark person who doesn't deserve it. But I can't

risk having my legs chewed off every time I take a dip in the ocean, so I try not to cross Shark Lady. Life is, and my legs are, too short. So when it is Shark Lady's birthday I

I show up with 3 giant tunas dipped in sating sedative sauce. & in my best shark suit tux sing happy birthday in 100 languages, keeping her a perfect 45° angle. *crosses fingers*