The plastic spork was no match for fudge
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The plastic spork was no match for fudge and marshmallow mixture. But under the circumstances, this hardly mattered. Barbara had been losing blood for nearly an hour.
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And chocolate made a rather inadequate poultice. At least it didn't melt in her hands.
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I'd strung together an entire one pound bag of m&m's into a poultice & those bastards only melted in your mouth. Things got uncomfortable on Halloween when trick or treaters showed
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so I had no other choice but to give them oranges and apples. The look on their faces said it all- ungrateful kids, back in my day you would have got nothing!
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Back in my day people thought Halloween was the devil's birthday. Back in my day licorice was a treat. Back in my day...I used to believe in love. So I had no choice but to sob
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and binge-eat my way to happiness. It wasn't until I had reached my first couple-hundred pounds that I thought to myself: "Hey, why don't I call
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it a life and just eat myself to death?" That was 9 months and 4,000 twinkies ago. Turns out, the secret to happiness does not lie at the center of yellow sponge cake. Diabetes
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has not brought me happiness, not as much I'd hope. But is it the strategy or just the Twinkies? Little Debbie may be the answer. I just hope I
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am finally over my JuJuBee addiction. This is the first time I've tried a more "bread" based sugar product. All those meetings better be worth it. Speaking of Mrs. Butterworth
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who brought the thin girl? What, is she our new diet? This has gone too far, it has. I believe it is time for me to try to live without all you addicts for a while. Sugar be damned
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- 2011-01-17 01:50:26
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- 2011-02-22 09:10:26
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