It was the Lölthing hour when Eonys and

It was the Lölthing hour when Eonys and Plucys set together. Hoartig did the Grymbon fathow, and over the Kunicle did he Squabe. All the Bunglüs quiveled in their Hogyns as he came

pulling on his head with foreceps, but to no avail. He was hot, tired, and now he had bruises on his temples. His failure to remember his birth made him wonder if maybe he was a

mutant. Specifically, a mutant of an alien race that was designed to look as human as possible. However he didn't have all the features of humans; His skin was flawless and had no

flavor, a preventative measure as most humans had resorted to cannibalism. The mutant aliens had observed the humans patiently for decades, and only commenced the invasion after

They took their mandated yellow sleeping pills and slept all night. The flashing lights woke them up for exactly 2.8575 minutes. A smart meter measured it accurately and reported a

lapse in Subject #zero%u2019s lucidity levels at 1.42857 seconds of Tina%u2019s Missing Baggie transcript read by Academy Award Winner Sir Anthony Hopkins. Protocol Benjamin was im

-prudent, considering the recent Academy Award murders. Each Hollywood employee was found dead in the order of which they had been read at the ceremony. Kiefer Sutherland was the

instigator of said Hollywood Award murders. He even held a convincing knife covered in chocolate and blood. The chocolate is to mask Keifer Sutherland’s dastardly deeds with love

so smooth and creamy and chocolaty any sweet tooth would beg to be stabbed repeatedly in the mouth, to be followed by a honey-layered pestle on the head, gently struck.