"No" means "No" and "Yes" means "No". Any

"No" means "No" and "Yes" means "No". Any questions? The law states that if you ask questions, you will be imprisoned. Also, failure to ask questions shows lack of participation!

A voice was heard from the back of the exercise yard, "What about rhetorical? You would say no to that to wouldn't you?" The Logic Inquisitor was stymied, "Yes I would, I mean NO!"

Inmates at the "correctional facility for itinerant philosophers" often asked disturbing questions, but Lewis Carrol was an iconoclast. The Logic Inquisitor punished Carrol by

himself. That was the rule for Lewis Carrol. No group punishment. Only lonely, isolated friendless torture. The Logic Inquisitor had an Iron Maiden sent to Carrol's cell

only to find Carrol had escaped. A jabberwocky had taken Lewis Carrol to an opium den. Lewis Carrol quickly created a whole host of new words to defeat the Logic Inquistor such as

Plasticene and uniquitous (think Keith Moon destroying hotel rooms in the 70s). The White Rabbit joined him folding stories. The two later were joined by Alice herself. The Logic

kept refusing to be where it was so he was just fine. I later thanked him in advance because after what was about to happen they should never meet again. They weren't good for each

other now. They had gotten along once. After today they would never be able to talk peacefully again.

They moved to separate planets, re-married and had children and grandchildren. Every once in a while they would dream they were still together and awaken in cold sweats. It was