A large proportion of society will keep paperclips

A large proportion of society will keep paperclips in their desk top drawer. I like to do things differently when organising my office desk. I have a pig shaped paperclip dispenser

that emits a low squeal as a pink paperclip slips out of its tongue. The desktop gadget includes a staple remover which I had the unfortunate need for one day when I accidentally

stapled my thigh to the fake plant in our lobby. The desktop gadget also has a built-in wireless thumb drive cleaner next to the glowing green button the releases number 2 p

otty time jingle singing pooper scooper robot. It cleaned up after the company dog Dungles who wasn't house broken. The "pottty time" robot was a prototype. Once the investors saw

how the sausage was made. It was an experience that almost drove them from investing in anything. Luckily they got hungry & were reminded of the pleasures of sausage links & pattie

melts. The investors threw three million into the sausage factory, which then sold itself off to Russia in less than a day by marrying green-card mail-order brides. Melania's phase

was over, like last month's moon. She wished she didn't like Russian sausages so much. They had killed her figure and her popularity. She decided to join a Las Vegas convent called

Dirty Little Slots. After her nightly porridge, her urge for Russian sausages began acting up. She climbed the convent wall but her habit caught on a nail & there was a ripping sou

nd as she fell, her sanctimonious ass thudding the ground. Looking up at her torn habit hanging on the convent wall by the nail, she gauged the wind and channeled Sister Bertrille,