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To outsiders, Johnny Manziel appears callow.

  • To outsiders, Johnny Manziel appears callow.

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  • Which is an accurate assessment. Those in Johnny's inner circle are entranced by an illusion of sophisticated maturity well beyond his 9 years. Enamored of his glamorous aura, they

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  • Tried to follow his example. But Johnny didn't do illegal things like selling drugs, using drugs, etc. His IQ was 140. He played chess and folded stories instead. Perhaps his lines

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  • gave away the truth, or maybe it was the ever growing expression on Mama's face that gave it away. Johnny wad always such an honest boy

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  • Or at least he had been. Mama couldn't put her finger on the moment that she realized that the boy she was raising: housing, feeding, holding, loving- wasn't her son.

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  • Perhaps it had something to do with his dark skin and chocolate eyes, as compared (she realized) to her own Nordic features. Mama tried to remember his birth, but somehow the

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  • memory had been taped over by an especially mundane Packers game. The director explained her dark chocolate son represented a 'modern family'- estranged in every sense. The comedy

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  • hit squad were merciless and pointed out how old hat it was. All of that had been hashed out by Arnold and Webster, and The Gooch. We must never forget The Gooch. He stopped. They

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  • , Arnold and Webster, had forgotten The Gooch! "I could have sworn I left him in my negligee drawer!" Arnold fretted aloud as Webster tore apart the kitchen looking for any sign

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  • of their little friend. "Goochy goo! Where are you?" Arnold called, hands cupping his mouth. In the end, Walter found Gooch hiding in a closet and vowed to never lose him again.

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