I laughed until my face hurt. So did she,
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I laughed until my face hurt. So did she, but it didn’t take as long. We stayed there for a few hours until I decided it was safe to go back and steal some ice for her face.
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Joan Rivers had just had surgery and I needed some ice to get the swelling to go down, I just didn't have any money on me. So when the clerk saw the bag
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I was nonchalantly walking away with, he quickly yelled, "Hey! You didn't pay for that!" I ran out and headed to the ER to help Joan recover from the surgery. When I got there,
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I began bleeding from every face-hole. "Oh God flowing within me!", I shouted to the sky, "Taketh my blood as thine sweet-cherry wine!" The silver swan extended its mercury tongue.
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On the tip was a small monkey wobbling back and forth, clashing cymbals with mechanically precise timing. "How will this help the beeding?!" I shouted at the swan.
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But the swan merely honked in response and began dancing to the rhythmic smashing of cymbals. Using this opportunity, I swiftly grabbed a handful of feathers and
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assembled them into a headdress. I hastily jammed the headdress onto my noggin, hoping merely to camouflage myself with the rest of the swans, but the strangest thing happened then
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the swans broke through the window and started quacking loudly at the stuffed taco doll on the windosill. They were probably quacking at it because of the fact that
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it was stuffed with swan foie gras. Chef Robuchon liked to experiment with new recipes in his farm kitchen and the swans had enough of force feeding. The Swan rebellion
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started with a bang as one of the swans tripped over the Chef's shotgun but it ended with a whimper as the Chef grabbed the leader and stuffed her full with malted barley.
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- Started
- 2011-02-02 02:43:19
- Finished
- 2011-04-23 04:03:07
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