One day, I was at my friends house and we
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One day, I was at my friends house and we were going to go to Walmart. We decided to run there instead of driving there, so when we were running there we saw a talking and dancing
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monkey that was wanted some bananas. so we gave him some and he started to beat us with it cause i gave him a plastic one. we had to driva away, but he started to
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talk
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dancing until I
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started seeing those tiny white stars you see when you get up too fast but this time they didn't go away. They formed a swarm and started to spiral like tiny galaxies
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and then they began to implode and cause huge inter-dimensional warps. In an instant, the stars turned into massive black holes that seemed ignitable but still had a strong gravity
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. Eventually they all became one big blackhole. The end of everything. God looked down disappointed. Didn't even make the high score. He put in another quarter and hit the plunger.
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And then someone started singing, "One two three for five, six seven eight nine ten, eleven twelve..." The hypnotic edu-funk made God play the cosmic pinball game with
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her lesbian lover, Satan. God and Satan played pinball until they patched up their physical relationship. The ended up scissoring on the hood of Satan's bossin' Chevy Impala, then
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..he paused. The Pontifical Commission President said, “applying for the Counsel of the Laity wasn't a good idea based on your religious views, but the Vatican needs taxi drivers.”
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- 2011-08-11 13:49:02
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- 2011-10-30 15:22:17
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SlimWhitman Oct 30 2011 @ 15:52
Not an easy one, m80. Props on your finish.
m80 Oct 30 2011 @ 16:01
Green Banana, would you mind toning this sort of thing down in the future?
Zetawilk Oct 30 2011 @ 16:15
Says the reader of Mad Magazine. I didn't bring an omnipotent deity into play.
SlimWhitman Oct 30 2011 @ 16:24
Please reread the Rules which you agreed to when you signed up. Especially the top 3.
SlimWhitman Oct 30 2011 @ 16:25
@GreenBanana: In case you missed it, there is a discrete link at the bottom of the page "Rules".
Chaz Oct 30 2011 @ 17:07
Hey everybody! Just a reference point. http://foldingstory.com/rules/ I think toning things down might allow more people to participate who might have been intimidated, I like passive voice.