One day, I was at my friends house and we

One day, I was at my friends house and we were going to go to Walmart. We decided to run there instead of driving there, so when we were running there we saw a talking and dancing

monkey that was wanted some bananas. so we gave him some and he started to beat us with it cause i gave him a plastic one. we had to driva away, but he started to

talk

started seeing those tiny white stars you see when you get up too fast but this time they didn't go away. They formed a swarm and started to spiral like tiny galaxies

and then they began to implode and cause huge inter-dimensional warps. In an instant, the stars turned into massive black holes that seemed ignitable but still had a strong gravity

. Eventually they all became one big blackhole. The end of everything. God looked down disappointed. Didn't even make the high score. He put in another quarter and hit the plunger.

And then someone started singing, "One two three for five, six seven eight nine ten, eleven twelve..." The hypnotic edu-funk made God play the cosmic pinball game with

her lesbian lover, Satan. God and Satan played pinball until they patched up their physical relationship. The ended up scissoring on the hood of Satan's bossin' Chevy Impala, then

..he paused. The Pontifical Commission President said, “applying for the Counsel of the Laity wasn't a good idea based on your religious views, but the Vatican needs taxi drivers.”