When they were younger they were stoners,

When they were younger they were stoners, but now it's crystal meth. They are perfect for eachother. He has a huge supply of razors, and she is covered in cuts. They both look

a wreck. As they stare into eachothers droopy eyes they but on a tragically beautiful display of love making. They lick the blood off eachothers arms as the dig more razors into

this really bodacious Stilton Blue cheese that Chaz had found in his mom's second fridge. They would use knives, but they were in the dishwasher. Chaz and she kissed again

, more passionately this time. Things were really starting to heat up. Chaz said "Hey, have you ever heard Bose surround sound? I just installed it in my bedroom." The line worked

like a charm every single time. That Chaz...such a little devil.She traisped after him into the bedroom, nibbling on his ear, expecting a night of unbridled passion, but then Chaz

shoved her away roughly and shouted, "No! No! Not my ear, dammit! Oh my gawd! You know not what you've done!" Holding his ear, he ran into the bathroom & slammed the door. She was

flabbergasted. He'd shoved his ear at her on many an inappropriate occasion. What was the problem? She knocked quietly on the bathroom door. There was no response. She put her ear

to the door and shoved. The door flew open. She fell into the bathroom, landing with her ear shoved onto his lap. "Happy now?" she said as he rubbed her shoulders with his elbows.

He ignored her and question and rested his elbows on top of her head. It was a very comfortable position. He stared at her until his eyes went dry. "Let me eat your black heads