Thanks to the Motolounger™ you never leave
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Thanks to the Motolounger™ you never leave the comfort of your own recliner. It tops out at 20 mi/hr & has a mount for golfbag, a beer tap and a pouch for the remote control.
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The Motolounger's jet pack allows you to remove leaves from your gutter without standing up. All it wants is your love, and 3 payments of $1995.95. If you don't pay, it uses GPS
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to track all the leaves that were ever on your lawn, plays a wintry pan flute, and the leaves dance back to your law creating a monstrous leaf pile that dwarfs your house. Now, thi
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s is going to be the best of the three. Ladies and gentlemen, please meet the cast of Grownups 3.
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McHulkie Hogan will be playing the role of Ralph (the Dad) in Grownups 3. This is a departure for him. Ralph works at Dubaldy's Golf Shop. The role of Mr. Dubaldy will be played by
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An actor who was playing piano on 12-12-12 with Sir Paul onstage. He played a Sub Bro in the third episode of "Thanks A Latte". Those annoying trendy slogans again! When the cat
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got too thirsty for shade the CW was bitch be cray cray for the D. She is going to be in your bae's DMs if she wasn't already there. She's a thot! She won't be no side chick again
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(This made me reassess why I had her in my life.) FInally, I told her to drop that attitude. Not only was it unwarranted, it was down right
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abusive and Lord knows I didn't need any more of that in my life...what's left of it anyway. "I only have 2 weeks left," I explained to her with patience she didn't deserve.
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At that point I was done explaining. I laid back in my bed. "You're wrong," she said, "you have far less time than that!" With shock I drew my last breath realizing it was over...
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- 2012-12-12 16:33:37
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- 2018-12-06 22:35:40
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PurpleProf Dec 06 2018 @ 22:58
JimmyBimmy, welcome to FoldingStory! Good endings!