D is for deadly.

D is for deadly.

Devious, Demonic, Deadly. E is for Evil. Envious, Egotistical, Evil. F is for

Horticulture, Heresy, Hand Soap." The man paused, then said, "Thank you." The audience applauded and cheered uproariously as he made his way off the stage.

They had payed good money to see him list words beginning with the letter H, and they were without a doubt not disappointed with the performance. Many even plead for an encore,

Such adulation for Andy's alliteration was alien. Attendees aimed Androids at his aura for optimal snaps. He continued, "Hemorrhage, Hemophilia, Hem, Hippopotamus, Hound, Hilario

Hector Berlioz, hubba-hubba--" Molly stopped him with a wave of her hand. "If you come up with one more alliteration, I'm reporting you to the police. He opened his mouth and

he couldn't help himself. "Big Beautiful baby be blessed." Molly called the police. They informed her alliteration is not a crime & picked her up for filing a false report. She was

Re-educated in grammar by the Grammar Police, just in time to pass the college entrance exam. She ranked #5 in het class.

This pleased the Grammar Police, who let her family go after mild syntax injections. She breezed through college, becoming First Lady of Linguistics. Her family was very proud.