I didn't want to leave, but I also didn't

I didn't want to leave, but I also didn't want to die. My choice was clear. Also the Dark Side promised cookies. You know I love cookies.

I crossed over to the Dark Side. It was pitch black there. "Yo! Turn on the light. If I have to pee like this you are so gonna be sorry!" Lights on. A voice:"You belong to us now".

I peeked warily out of my stall. There, by the door, the bathroom attendant, all in black, was waving a torch and cackling with menace. I threw a tenner at her and hightailed it

outta there, not even taking time to flush.I tried to stop the lady & her toddler from entering the Restroom Straight Out of Hell,but the kid kept pulling on her. "Peepee! Peepee!"

The hairs on the back of knees started to rise as I grew more frantic to save the lady and her toddler from the hellish restroom. I threw myself across the intervening space & knoc

ked the door of the restroom over. Demons from within crept toward me, but I quickly ran over to the lady and her toddler so that I could shield them with my magical

sprinkley powder. "Get away from my baby" shrieked the lady as I tried to sprinkle them. "You don't understand-" Then the demons of the restroom dragged her & her toddler down into

Party claimed it was their doing, that the Starbucks Party saved the world, so they won the election in a landslide. The world may be spared of demons, but not caffeinated tyranny

. The party gained a following equally popular to both the Nazis before WWII and “I Love Lucy” reruns. The map was not just red and blue states anymore. There were brown states.