I took a central silence for permission to

I took a central silence for permission to carry on.

And...so for my next trick, I need a some toe nail clippings and a photograph of a deceased relative. Anyone? Anyone? Hokay...

I'll move on to my next trick. Watch as I stuff four grapefruits up my volunteer's ass! I just need a lucky volunteer! Any takers?

"How about you?" the creepy magician says to Dwayne Johnson. Before The Rock can say no, the magician snaps his fingers. Dwayne appears in the middle of the stage lying on a table

inside a body bag. The magician slowly unzips the body bag to reveal that yes it is The Rock, Dwayne Johnson. THe magician brandishes an electric carving knife and starts to carve

romatic poetry into The Rock's chest. the magician looked up to see people staring on unbelievingly and waiting. he covered the cadaver with a velvet sheet and waived his wand. He

recited the ancient verses of the magi, his mellifluous baritone reverberating through the temple. The Rock began to levitate above the altar, the velvet sheet slipping off his

back,

after 23 years, my father returned with the milk he'd gone to fetch.

I look him dead in the eyes and say "I need to go finish my homework". (I am a working adult)