The house was spacious and attractive inside.

The house was spacious and attractive inside. Our agent explained it was cheap because of the recent axe murders there. He pointed at the fresh bodies in the lounge and said:

"The previous tenants just split without paying rent.The landlady will chop the rent in half if you'll move in tonight. Ah, here she is now. Elvira,some prospectives for Axe house

The landlady was desperate for someone to move in. The secrets held within that flat made it harder to unload than giving a moldy athlete's sock to the queen.

Since she was kind, she accepted. The look on the poor nerd-college student's face was worth it. She took his money and put it in a soup can. "You can have the room." said Souperwo

"Thank you"

Don't mention it. Oh...but since you did mention it...well...I suppose I owe you a "You're welcome!" response...but don't I deserve to know why I deserved the "Thank you" from you

in the first place? "No... GAHd," came back the bratty voice, "You're so demanding!" So I sent that little snot right down to the principal's office. The principal was not pleased.

"I just talked to Lucky's kid a half hour ago and told him to tackle gangbangers more often to keep them out of school. He overturned my mustang. Strong kid..." Dr. Boos was

less adept as a psychoanalyst than he was a drag racer. But Dr. Boos never let such things affect his work. He was going my to be Dr. of the year AND a finalist on Chopped.