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Detective Manatee has finally returned. Away

  • Detective Manatee has finally returned. Away on sabbatical for a few months, he'd spent some nice time at a "spa" in Arizona, getting rid of a few demons. But duty called & he

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  • packed his nacreous trunk and said hello to the precinct. It was a crime that had called him out of the healing mud baths. A crime so heinous that Inspector Manatee shuddered with

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  • intrigue. He went back to his desk, lit a cigarette and pondered the facts until early the next morning. Everything made sense except the undeniable lack of pancakes in the

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  • morgue shocked him. What kind of God-fearing institution doesn't house pancakes?

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  • An intranational knockoff, no doubt. He chose to donate his body to science instead. Per common knowledge, all scientists stack pancakes like the Tower of Babel. Syrup physicists

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  • are usually Canadian or from Vermont. But that is another matter. What concerns us is what exactly happened to this man's body AFTER he donated it to science.

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  • Supposedly, Dr. Wikid and his henchmen used it for research and recorded it as ony "Cadavre #851". Then the remains were cremated and dumped in the Arctic Ocean. Dr. Wikid was

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  • adamant that all the proper procedures had been followed. Cadavre #851 should not be alive. He was cremated! He shouldn't even have a body but that is definitely him; the spy that

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  • fucked me over with a kid in the oven and got himself killed and then cremated. That guy. Yes. That guy. Cadavre #851. He was back from being ash. Apparently he's settling scores w

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  • ith "those that have wronged him." It didn't matter. In 2 hours I would be on a jet to the Cook Islands. I chuckled until I heard from behind the closet door his voice: "I'm here."

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1 Comments

  1. LordVacuity Jul 22 2017 @ 20:59

    Who are you? #851. Cadavre #851. Drinks formaldehyde martinis, shaken not stirred.

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