The 21st century is characterized by the

The 21st century is characterized by the ubiquitous presence of technology in everyday life. New generation students are surrounded by computer related instruments and will

find themselves parenting children as alien to them as you were to us. Battery paint would render even the most analog digital. A spoon to count scoops, rolls to count wipes.

Academics speak of "constructs" and "signal degradation," as if we owe gigahertz to them. What is loyalty but a chemical reaction? The tree seals the spots where it discards leaves

with dominos. Yes, the domino effect is very true, but not in the way you may think with communist spread; the only domino effect is THE TREE DOMINOS. TEA WAS ALWAYS

SWEETENED WITH SUGARY DICE AND DOMINO TREACLE. Communist spread on the other hand tasted of the sweat of the proletariat, kind of like vegemite.

Democratic dip, although the people's favoured choice, tends to spoil quickly with its tendencies towards corruption, but nothing can compare to the taste of anarchy.

Anarchy tasted of freedom, and although it's consistency tended to break the Fritos (if you will), it made a fine topping for baked potatoes or chimichangas. Monarchy, however, was

stuff you found in that yellow translucent dish with the green lid that was left at the Parish picnic on Sunday. Is it bad?

Actually, No, it tastes very good. " What was it?" I asked as I tried it. "Human Excrement" he replied. " Wha...