...So anyway that was how we met and we've

...So anyway that was how we met and we've been together ever since." She hugged him and they nuzzled noses. "So, how did you two get together?" I slowly drank my ice water.

"Well, it's a long story. Basically, I fell in love with her when we bumped into each other at that Hannibal Lecter convention." I replied. "That explains the missing limbs, am I

right, or am I right? Or am I wrong? Or am I left? Ha! Whew, I kill me. It was her impulse purchasing that did us in. I mean, she bought this knife set that cost me and arm & a leg

; or was it alarm and an egg? Hmm, my egg timer had disappeared recently; or had I simply forgotten where I'd put it? Using the knife set, I cut out my brain to search my memories

for where I'd misplaced my egg timer. Tick tick tick. I had failed trepanning in preschool, and the results were showing. Chips of my skull and gooey graymatter staerts dlizlsdf

Ted took over narration of the story. The trepanning incident left the original narrator without a brain, thus no way to narrate. The story would now be in third person.

Ted was about to sally forth with the narrative when a seizure left him unable to speak. His neurologist hooked him up to Hawkings sentient speech synthesizer. Our story in 4th per

golden prawn state stretched the clouds of toffee in a comforting and divergent manner with cabbages. Ted was mutely aghast. Not what he mean to say. But the neural speech synth

began to itch, but that wasn't important. The world was at peace. It was a new universal order. And the first thing everyone did was buy Ted free drinks.