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...So anyway that was how we met and we've

  • ...So anyway that was how we met and we've been together ever since." She hugged him and they nuzzled noses. "So, how did you two get together?" I slowly drank my ice water.

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  • "Well, it's a long story. Basically, I fell in love with her when we bumped into each other at that Hannibal Lecter convention." I replied. "That explains the missing limbs, am I

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  • right, or am I right? Or am I wrong? Or am I left? Ha! Whew, I kill me. It was her impulse purchasing that did us in. I mean, she bought this knife set that cost me and arm & a leg

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  • ; or was it alarm and an egg? Hmm, my egg timer had disappeared recently; or had I simply forgotten where I'd put it? Using the knife set, I cut out my brain to search my memories

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  • for where I'd misplaced my egg timer. Tick tick tick. I had failed trepanning in preschool, and the results were showing. Chips of my skull and gooey graymatter staerts dlizlsdf

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  • Ted took over narration of the story. The trepanning incident left the original narrator without a brain, thus no way to narrate. The story would now be in third person.

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  • Ted was about to sally forth with the narrative when a seizure left him unable to speak. His neurologist hooked him up to Hawkings sentient speech synthesizer. Our story in 4th per

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  • golden prawn state stretched the clouds of toffee in a comforting and divergent manner with cabbages. Ted was mutely aghast. Not what he mean to say. But the neural speech synth

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  • esizers integrated the random thoughts & sounds in Ted's head, resulting in a single low hummmmmm... Jupiter aligned with Mars and the Age of Aquarius finally dawned. Ted's crotch

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  • began to itch, but that wasn't important. The world was at peace. It was a new universal order. And the first thing everyone did was buy Ted free drinks.

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1 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Jan 27 2013 @ 13:32

    free drinks ... and cabbage.

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