...So anyway that was how we met and we've
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...So anyway that was how we met and we've been together ever since." She hugged him and they nuzzled noses. "So, how did you two get together?" I slowly drank my ice water.
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"Well, it's a long story. Basically, I fell in love with her when we bumped into each other at that Hannibal Lecter convention." I replied. "That explains the missing limbs, am I
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right, or am I right? Or am I wrong? Or am I left? Ha! Whew, I kill me. It was her impulse purchasing that did us in. I mean, she bought this knife set that cost me and arm & a leg
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; or was it alarm and an egg? Hmm, my egg timer had disappeared recently; or had I simply forgotten where I'd put it? Using the knife set, I cut out my brain to search my memories
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for where I'd misplaced my egg timer. Tick tick tick. I had failed trepanning in preschool, and the results were showing. Chips of my skull and gooey graymatter staerts dlizlsdf
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Ted took over narration of the story. The trepanning incident left the original narrator without a brain, thus no way to narrate. The story would now be in third person.
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Ted was about to sally forth with the narrative when a seizure left him unable to speak. His neurologist hooked him up to Hawkings sentient speech synthesizer. Our story in 4th per
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golden prawn state stretched the clouds of toffee in a comforting and divergent manner with cabbages. Ted was mutely aghast. Not what he mean to say. But the neural speech synth
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esizers integrated the random thoughts & sounds in Ted's head, resulting in a single low hummmmmm... Jupiter aligned with Mars and the Age of Aquarius finally dawned. Ted's crotch
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began to itch, but that wasn't important. The world was at peace. It was a new universal order. And the first thing everyone did was buy Ted free drinks.
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SlimWhitman Jan 27 2013 @ 13:32
free drinks ... and cabbage.