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The ancient theatre shuddered and rotted,

  • The ancient theatre shuddered and rotted, drapes ripped under their own weight. When the door to the lobby opened, I saw

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  • several bumps on my upper arm that, on occasion, create a painful stinging sensation. Each is smooth Read more: Skin Forum - bumps and a painful stinging sensation. http://eh

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  • thatsweird.seeaprofessional.com/bumps-and-a-painful-stinging-sensation-1. I was told by some posters there that I may be growing an evil twin, or a bunch of tiny ones. I rolled up

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  • and Kool-Aid randomly busted through a nearby wall shouting, "OH YAH!" I replied

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  • "That's great, but next time with more feeling." I saw Kool-Aid Man retreat to his trailer. He was one of the old boys, a real hard worker, but his repertoire was limited. I hoped

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  • that some of his refreshing contents would spill out onto the world and make it a sweeter place. I hoped this FOR Kool-Aid Man, since I could tell by his dejected gait that he'd

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  • lost his joie-de-vivre. No way he could go bursting through walls in this condition. It was none of my business, but I felt sorry for Kool-Aid Man, so I went up and asked

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  • if he'd like a therapy session as I handed him my card. My clientele were all high profile corporate mascots: from Aunt Jemima to Snuggle, neurosis came with the job. Kool-Aid Man

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  • suffered with mild depression, although I that wasn't to go beyond the walls of this room, if you know what I mean. You do know, right? Right?

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  • "Right" I said. <with my fingers crossed behind my back>

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