Elijah had an interview scheduled that was

Elijah had an interview scheduled that was going to determine whether or not he would be given his dream job. He was nervous and didn't know what to do; he paced back and forth.

He entered the interview room and to his shock at the end of the large desk there sat a giant walrus wearing a tie. "Rrrrraaaaaarrrrrrrrgggblurgle" it said as it gestured me to sit

The giant walrus then asked me what strengths I would be bringing to the company "What company?" I asked looking out at the arctic shore covered in bleached whale bones.

said, "I wish I were a narwhal, so I could follow Luca through the land of swirly, twirly lollipops and

live life under a sheet of ice polished like a mirror with a few breathing holes where the Eskimo snow falls on the icy waters. But I was afraid of confined spaces. Luca's submarin

was not very big. It only had enough space for two people, a few supplies, and

a lice-infested double bed. "You call this the honeymoon suite?" he complained, as his virgin bride shuddered & grasped his hand. "The last room.Take it or leave it," the manager

sneered over the counter. He decided to take the room, snatching the keys from him in contempt. As they reached the door to their room, he stopped and looked his bride in the eye,

"you don't look like the girl I met". He closed his eyes to look at the past version. Yip, she was much better. This one thinks she owns me, she has hung up her sex boots already