The paper airplane was set in flight on Sunday,

The paper airplane was set in flight on Sunday, July 17th at 8:45pm. It contained the first line of this folding story. Viktor stood on the shore of Lake Opeka and wished it well.

It landed on the baccarat table of a private cruise ship as the dealer said, "Neuf à la banc." Branson picked up the paper airplane and Cameron gave his assent. They sent it flying

Into the Atlantic, the cruise ship would soon leave it forgotten at the bottom of the ocean fated to be dissolved by nature. Cameran and Branson went back to the baccarat dealer,

When they went back in they found the baccarat dealer splayed out across the baccarat table. He was missing his eyes & the tips of his fingers. Still alive, he gurgled to say, "The

The Baccarat players cheered and clinked their martini glasses together in unity; all, except Barry Manilow, whose face was frozen by collagen peptides. “What is Zombie Baccarat?”

"I dunno," said Barry Manilow between his tight collagen lips, "I just write the songs." All the celebs laughed, and the Baccarat dealer shuffled the cards for the next round. It

seemed like a joke, but Dolly Parton could see a slight glimmer in Barry's eyes. Was that, a tear? She had seen plenty of men cry at the casino before, but never Mr Manilow.

Mr Manilow's tear erupted in streams of rivers. overwhelmed, touched and endlessly grateful in that single moment. this was not a typical casino sight

at all. Normally when people roll boxcars, they just go "Aw, darn!", but Mr. Manilow's performance was so powerful that he won an Oscar and was immediately banned from the place.