Indian merchant trader Myhat Mycoat travelled
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Indian merchant trader Myhat Mycoat travelled to North America to meet Native American Chief Big Schlong. Myhat Mycoat brought an assorted range of condoms to trade from New Delhi
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, but it was no deal because the condoms were size extra extra small, unlubricated. Myhat Mycoat wondered how else he could market the tiny dry pouches. He painted flowers on them
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and sold them as coin purses to elderly women who frequented the slots. "Why are they all rubbery?" asked Dolores. Myhat Mycoat replied, "The flexibility is for big winnings. You
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lose. Ha ha ha ha. In your face. Time four." Myhat Mycoat powered back down, slumping lifelessly against the hutch. Dolores, old as she was, thought she could smell, well, what
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You can call sense, the coming food riots. Four years later, the Christmas holiday sales numbers were so bloody awful they never were revealed until after the elections.
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A bill was passed to raise the holiday sales numbers. The economy was fluctuating with these horribly low sales, so the government took action. Immediately, they funded new excitin
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g proposal, Wednesday was now Christmas Day! The government turned the National Guard to 'Present Enforcement Troops." Anyone who didn't participate was put on the 'naughty' list.
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The rest went broke from buying worthless gew-gaws for each other out of desperation. The gew-gaws went in the trash and the rats used them to furnish their homes. Mr. Grey sat and
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pondered long into the night on generations of generations generating every moment, like this one, just so that there is generation and generation, generation after generation.
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Then he started thinking about overpopulation and he got depressed and started shooting up. He died a childless heroin addict but his book "Generations" became an instant classic.
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Woab May 01 2017 @ 12:02
So it really was a happy Christmas after all, eventually, right clk?
LordVacuity May 01 2017 @ 12:44
Instant drama is gonna get you gonna stick it right in your face, four time these slot sluts slitting throats but they're still together over that cliff.
LordVacuity May 01 2017 @ 12:49
I robbed his equation. His battery is on reserves. Some called Dolores Lo or Lolita and dolores means pains. Some just called her that rush girl woman because she had been in a Rush music video back in the 80s. Nobody remembers the song but they don't want to forget that video and Lo. & we don't mean that Billy Idol one.
LordVacuity May 01 2017 @ 12:57
In fact, if you did want to find that Rush music video today, you would actually have to search for that Billy Idol one and then follow the breadcrumbs from there. That is, if the birds of inequity don't eat them first. If they do, a hike to Lake Victoria might be in order. Don't forget the talisman does not like being soaked in olive oil when choosing your cargo. Look both ways, inward and outward. Don't hex family and never eat their familiars again, including first times as allowed by local laws and customs. In fact, just render to fucking Caesar and all of that claptrap.
LordVacuity May 01 2017 @ 13:03
I guess it is because only those who visited both universes at that time could confuse them. Your universe had Billy Idol while ours had a much bigger Rush. Just as if somebody who could not reconcile remembering both would feel meeting Nelson Mandela in 1994 when you remembered that he died in prison in the mid 80s in your other life.
LordVacuity May 01 2017 @ 13:05
Which is why you float between each voice; first, third, and second.
LordVacuity May 01 2017 @ 13:07
If might is right then let me put my arms around you and we'll make it all right. Alright? Right.