OUAT, there was a PurpleProf who was diagnosed
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OUAT, there was a PurpleProf who was diagnosed with breast cancer. This was a real bummer, but PurpleProf was determined to beat it! She counted on her FS friends to keep her smili
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ng with dilaudid injections and brandy lollipops. "More fun than a 5K," said SlimWhitman as he poked her chemo port. If PurpleProf's breast cancer had an ass, it would be SO kicked
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right now. SlimWhitman loved cancer jokes, loved them! He told one of the goriest breast cancer jokes to PurpleProf and GreenBanana. LucieLucie overheard it and has a really
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strong urge to dress like a pirate & tell PurpleProf to 'fight like a wench, ahargh'. But only breast cancer sufferers can legitimately wear pirate headscarves these days, a pity
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Because that is a symbol of gender fluidity or whatever you call it. Pirate Sam wore his red scarf anywhere he went. He didn't care. No one cared, either. It was not like that for
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Private Eye Sam who had to do something when his partner got whacked. Sure he was in lover with his killer but that was not about to let him play the sap. He promised to wait for
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her to redo her makeup. She was terrible, the mascara was all wrong. it looked like her face was mine, mangled entirely by one stray bullet.
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It was at that point that she realized that she was not looking at another person, but at the reflection of her own face in the mirror. All this time she had been in denial about
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Her Life. Yet now, in this Mirror, she saw herself. She Finally saw herself as the person she truly was. Yet something seemed different about her. Something seemed very off...
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center. Her soul had shifted into the red zone. She was the MVP supreme trapped in a female form. No acceptance of women. Oh well next life she would make them rue the day! hahaha!
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- 2013-06-24 05:15:27
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- 2016-11-04 14:51:18
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Rebbie Nov 04 2016 @ 14:59
Purple Prof can kick anything's ass after all she is the MVP Supreme, Pirate Queen - of course!
PurpleProf Nov 04 2016 @ 20:43
Three years in remission now, thanks to my doctors and FS friends. :)
Woab Nov 05 2016 @ 12:59
You win the right to a pirate's scarf any time, Prof!
PurpleProf Nov 06 2016 @ 07:26
All sorts of weird chemo-induced thoughts traveled through my head that summer of 2013. I remember thinking that I could pretend I was even sicker than I was and tell you all that my dying wish was to personally meet my FS friends...and guilt you all into coming to visit me. Then I thought I would pretend to die, have Jefforama ( my hubs) lie and invite you all to my funeral, at which then I would pop out of my casket and yell, "SURPRISE!" As it was ( Stage 3), the possibility of dying was too real, so I couldn't quite follow through with my whacked out schemes. Good movie plot, though...
lucielucie Nov 06 2016 @ 17:55
Is it really 3 years since you hornswaggled death? Shiver me timbers!