I love her scent. Her very presence is like
I love her scent. Her very presence is like a burst of undeniable feelings, bursting from my heart. I always try not to look into her eyes, I'm always afraid she does not like me5
. All I need is a sign - anything from her which will tell me that this great passion is shared. Suddenly my phone whistled at me - a text from an unknown number. I swiped the s4
econd phone I saw. One can never have too many phones. The stolen phone had a picture of a man, a headless man, a bloody neck stump. I'm a cop. You know what that means.5
Reddit time. I upload the gruesome picture onto imgur, giving it a catchy headline. "This picture is beast!" it said. As the day went on I received nasty comments from strangers.5
I was protected by my dog, who barked loud enough to scare these thugs off. A lion volunteered to roar on my behalf. I agreed.3
As the lion roared a mighty roar and filled the burglar's butthole with his love, I took out a video camera and started narrating out loud the entirety of "The Hyaenic Copulation".3
I finished reciting the piece; the lion was still humping, the burglar had stopped resisting, and I was still recording. So I sang: "In your bunghole, your tiny bunghole, the lion2
seeps tonight..." which the burglar found to be in extremely poor taste but the lion thought was hilarious. "This concludes our broadcast. Please stand for the national anthem."3
Everyone in the room rose and place their hands over their hearts. As the national anthem played tears welled up in their eyes. Who knew that a lion and a burglar could unite us.5
"Another successful operation," thought General Custer as he morphed out of the lion suit as Professor Loomis did the same from the burglar.3
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bearshoes84 Dec 08 2016 @ 22:42
Custer and Loomis have a rather complex sex life.
LordVacuity Dec 08 2016 @ 22:48
We make no excuse for them; we are simply chroniclers of their feats.
LordVacuity Dec 08 2016 @ 22:52
Of course since we, unlike Custer, are stuck in one time and one place we can only chronicle what takes place in our time and our place. So we are a secret Brotherhood in Everywhere and Everywhen would chronicle all Custer does in the past/future now.