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"If you had a fire in a convenience store

  • "If you had a fire in a convenience store & Gatorade were flammable we could get sued, so we put the flame retardant in it." "...and what does brominated vegetable oil taste like?"

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  • "Much like all bromine derivatives,brominated oil tastes like chicken..." "So,we will soon be launching a 'coq-au-vin' flavoured Gatorade?"

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  • French Jocks? Isn't that something? Give me a beret and spotter so I can bench press this iron and eat brie.

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  • Oh & hand me my jacques strap too, would you? It would be tres gauche of me to do my workout without it." Frenchie's Gym was THE place to meet interesting people. Herve Villechaiz

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  • was a typical specimen. When Herve trained at Frenchie's Gym he always made sure he wore his cup with Villechaiz written on it. But he also always called it his 'mug' because

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  • he was a real mugger. Moore once came rolling home to the wrong trailer, then nagged Villechaize to compare "golden guns". He had his testies paddywhacked with the mug. From below.

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  • But having since moved to a new neighborhood with none if the Irish elements of the old the best he could do now was a Dirty Sanchez or Cleveland Steamer and the occasional reach

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  • for the stars, but only when threatened with a gun. No, this neighborhood was not safe for Irishmen who were only used to fisticuffs and rash talk. He knew he'd have to move to a

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  • Place far away, but had no way to get there without calling his friend who had a UFO. "Dolhghvvy, I need your help, right now!", he said to his old comrade. Folding stories were a

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  • fine way to waste lots of time doing nothing productive on the Internet, and he would be DANGED if he didn't get just one last fold in before the mothership came to whisk him away.

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2 Comments

  1. KieferSkunk Aug 03 2016 @ 01:33

    Life imitates art? Or the other way around?

  2. SlimWhitman Aug 03 2016 @ 03:49

    Life imitates foldingstory.

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