The annual Guess How Many "Life is Good"

The annual Guess How Many "Life is Good" Stickers Are On The Scion competition was in full swing. I counted 26, but Gina swore she saw a campfire one that I missed. 1st Prize

: matching Life is Good shirt and hat. 2nd prize: "You Just Got Beat By a Toaster" bumper sticker, picturing a shoebox on wheels. Gina thought it'd look cool on her Kia Soul.

But the hamsters objected. They put a "Honk if You Love Hamsters" and "Your Mother Was a Hamster" bumper stickers on their Kia Soul, prompting heated reaction from the

engine because driving causes combustion. The Hamsters drove around Aurora in the Kia and soon felt like they were on a hamster wheel. They needed to get out of this little town

go to New York. If they could make it there they could make it anywhere. They would burst onto broadway, take it by storm! "Cats"! they sneered, "Hamsters" will be way bigger

The audience would be escorted through habit trails and witness Cameron Diaz preform "Love in an Exercise Wheel." The musical adaptation of Hamlet as hamsters will beat Hamilton.

"To pee or not to pee," Hamlet Hamster will recite, gazing solemnly at the cedar chips, "that is the question." And wait until you see the Ophelia suicide scene with the water bot

then went over to pull the body of Ophelia Hamster out from beneath the water pipe. He smoothed her mussed fur and shed a tear of relief. WIth Polonius dead she would have been his

partner in crime.As she will be handcuffed to jail.