She closed the book, placed it on the table

  • She closed the book, placed it on the table and finally decided to walk through the door.

  • Once on the other side of the door she was greeted by three walls. There was a window on the opposite wall. Through the window there was another wall. "I'm bored", she thought.

  • She took off her shoe and went through the window. Sure enough, she was back in the room again. She put her shoe back on only discover it was for the other foot.

  • Her mom always told her she had two left feet. She stumbled as she put on the shoe and fell out the window backwards. She was back in the room again but now there were two of her.

  • The "other" her immediately began attacking so she shoved her doppleganger back through the mysterious window. Nothing happened, so she stuck her head out the window to look.

  • And was defenestrated by a blimp driven by her double.She managed to grab the blimp basket and hung on for dear life as her double slowly blimped her thru the tree tops on 5th Ave.

  • In urban areas, the trees were fake or they would have died in the pollution. Rubber scraped her blimp-dangling form, her dopple laughing. She regretted stealing those UPS shorts.

  • She regretted it because the slogan was stitched across the back pockets, "What can brown do for you?" No one actually teased her, but she could tell by their simian smirks that

  • they thought it was about poop. After all, poop was brown and the slogan was on her butt of all places. She could never show her face in school again after that incident.

  • Fortunately she had friends "in demolition".



  1. buddyboy4711 May 18 2012 @ 21:43

    Nicely done, All.

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