Teleportation is just a mater of completely

Teleportation is just a mater of completely digitizing and breaking down the body and reconstructing it at point of destination. Problems occur when the signal is hacked.

of stiff drinks if the experiment was a success -- or a failure. Win-win! Spock removed the umlaut from his name before pouring a out a double of Middleton and serving it to his

beef eating friend Sven. Spock was really kind of a downer, especially at parties. He once caused a guy on ludes to almost commit suicide after a lengthy discussion of Vulcan

philosophy. At the slightest mention of irrational behavior, Spock would launch into a 2-hour PowerPoint presentation with 792 text-heavy slides and no coffee. Not even a biscuit.

By slide 351 there were mutinous murmurings & Florence from internal accounting grabbed the bundle of pitch forks by the cooler & handed them round. Spock droned on, nervously now

, wondering if the situation had gotten out of hand slightly. Suddenly, Accountant Florence threw a chair at Spock, chipping one of his ears, and the boardroom fight was on!

Spock grabbed Florence's hair and hit her head against the floor.And I don't know what kind of chair was that, but blood was still squirting out of Spock's ear because of it, while

off to the side, members of the Derryhouse Quartet played on into the night. It was a lovely piece and Spock would have danced with Florence if he hadn't just smashed her skull.

Spock was never gonna dance again. Guilty feet have got no rhythm. "Beam me up, Scotty." Spock whispered. What was this foreign feeling? Spock then realized. It was regret.