Mr. Bojangles, a lovely man at times, enjoyed

  • Mr. Bojangles, a lovely man at times, enjoyed decapitating dead cats a randomly throwing the heads in kiddie ball pits throughout various children's amusement facilities. One day

  • Mr. Bojangles decided hed needed an heir, someone to continue the kitty head tradition. Now you can vote weekly on TLC's Mr. Bojangles JR. 12 youngsters with sharpened guilliotines

  • was how the cat beheading was marketed on TLC because if there's one thing those in older demographic markets like, it's convenience.

  • That's why the makers of The Abridged Bible (featuring the Gospel of Matt) market during that time slot. Viewers of cat beheadings and LAX Ink can't resist the teachings of

  • St. Pauly Shore and John the Bat-shit crazy guy. Animal cruelty, bad tattoos, knock-off religions? Television had changed and it was time for me to buy a radio. I went down to the

  • river to baptize myself of all this worldly filth. I sought catharsis, but while I was underwater, I noticed something really strange. If I pinched my nose & swallowed simultaneous

  • ly while singing, I inevitably drowned. This occurred so many times that the reincarnation guardians would just roll their eyes when I appeared, yet again, dripping random river p

  • oop all over their freshly cleaned carpet. The reincarnation guardians only got frustrated with me after the 108th time, but that was more due to me singing Friday by Rebecca Black

  • I normally like to belt out the version where the goats start screaming, but any port in a storm, right? The reincarnation guardians were livid w/my actions, & I started to feel

  • their gaze burn through my very essence. As I began the long process of transmorphism, I wondered whether it was worth it, all just to give motorbikes their sentience.



  1. PurpleProf May 03 2013 @ 18:13

    Hello Bald-madness and welcome to FoldingStory! I like your meme. Looks like my husband.

  2. MangoMania May 06 2013 @ 12:36

    Hahaha CrazyBananas, I forgot about the goat version of that song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9R7yr5rT1Y4

  3. bald-madness May 06 2013 @ 12:36

    Ha! Thanks for the welcome. Yeah, the Y U No meme is perhaps my all-time favourite. Makes me smile just looking at it.

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