The mousies get eaten by the fishies when

The mousies get eaten by the fishies when the moon turns turquise, thus meaning the surfing Ferrari will go on display in 2017 at burping park.

The surfing Ferrari is the rarest of the Ferraris, only coming out at burping park in the light of the turquise moon. The Ferrari hunters moved in, closing towards their targets

He could accidentally find the long lost city of Atlantas... but then again we thought that wouldn't find that until the next midlife crisis

However, the next midlife crisis might be sooner than we thought, he pondered knowing he would find the lost city while walking into the

Pea soup fog at 3pm.

What was odd was not the density, but the distinct taste of ham hock on my lips. I wandered the misty pre-dawn streets following my nose. A scent of pea soup drifted from a

bowl of pea soup which someone had tossed out of a restaurant, and had landed on my head, gruel and peas splattering all over. I turned into the eatery to investigate, and, not

five feet away, I saw my crush talking with a group of friends at the bar. I wiped the pea scented gruel out of my face and hair, and dashed behind a coat rack to hide.

..tripped on my own feet in my haste, fell into a waitress carrying a trayful of margaritas, caught one of the drinks in an outstretched hand & suavely landed at her feet. "Salt?"