'Ah help' aliens are trying to steal my

'Ah help' aliens are trying to steal my brain . I shouted in my sleep. "hey stark ,what are you shouting about?" asked my friend. Stark woke up from his bed. He was shocked

to see the sight before his eyes. Alien worms wiggled closer towards him. They were screaming for their mama. "Hey John, you might wanna wake up," Stark threw a pillow at me. I

Stark's voice was barely audible from then as he fully transformed into the alien worm creature. I ran. "I never touched your mother!" I cried, "it was all Judy's fault!"

And then I woke up. I was in my therapist's office. She stared at me with blood cracked eyes. She went to her safe, pulled out a large bottle of glowing pills. She took one out

from the bottle and she came to me with a very scary look. She forces me to eat the pill

i guess she have motive for forcing me to eat the pill . so i decided to put on a act pretending i really eat the pill she gave me .

Instead, I ate a candy that looks exactly like the pill that I always bring along with me. She rushed me out the shop as she thought I ate the pill. When I was outside

I just couldn't hold back any more. The look on her face! SO funny! I burst into laughter & pointed to the camera crew across the street & shouted, "YOU'RE ON CANDID CAMERA!" She

was so pissed off at me. That was the end of our relationship & the start of a huge lawsuit. My God, she had no sense of humor whatsoever.