"Dwarf planets got no reason to live.They

"Dwarf planets got no reason to live.They got wimpy tectonics, and puny little moons, cluttered eccentric orbits and their inhabitants are goons. Dwarf planets got no reason. Dwarf

Pluto shivered and turned his back on the other planets. He always had an inferiority complex ever since the Great Big Bang and it didn't help that he lost his planet status since

Mickey adopted him back in '39. Pluto was a good boy though, and as all good boys do, he put past matters of his questionable planethood behind him. One evening, Mickey seemed conc

-upiscent. Pluto could plainly see the bulge in Mickey's little red shorts, but pretended not to notice, fo fear that Mickey would expose him as an alien if he said anything weird.

Unfortunately, the protrusion wasn't lost on Minnie:"Look who's been in a closet all these years!" "Wait, Minnie, there's nothing between Pluto & me!" "Is that a fire hose in your

rectum?" "It's not my fault - I was DRAWN this way!" he exclaimed. Minnie narrowed her eyes. "Say what you will," Minnie continued "but you've got a choice right now. Either

mouse up or we are over!" Mickey considered his options. Finally he exploded! "Cheesus, Minnie! You'll have to accept me as I am. I can't erase what's happened!" Meanwhile, Goofy

erased what had happened. Then Goofy was erased. "What happened?" asked Minnie. Mickey looked confused then started screaming as he was slowly erased. Then the room was erased.

Then the paper their life ran on was screwed up and thrown away. The artists pencil is jabbed deep into his eye. When he reached heaven, he saw God was already dead.