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It was a classic example of the age-old question:

  • It was a classic example of the age-old question:

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  • If God built the world, why did he do it now and not a long time ago? Or 10 minutes later. Like, why right now? That kind of question was something The Almighty might have asked

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  • 10 minutes ago. There are many unanswered questions of the universe such as: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?...and...Does she or doesn't she?...

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  • Unanswered Questions like, "WTF is Grimace? And why is it ok to lie to children about the Easter Bunny?" flooded into the Hall of Answers that lay at the center of the Milky Way

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  • . The Galactic Librarian was outraged. The Hall of Answers was supposed to be a repository of scholarly wisdom and boundless knowledge, not this colossal pile of inane questions!

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  • One of her assistants pulled on her chain hard and got the fuming Galactic Librarian's attention. "That hurts my neck when you do that Assistant Orderly Smythe", said the Galactic

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  • Librarian. "The problem with you is that you are all neck and no peck," said Assistant Orderly Smythe. Most of the Galactic Librarian's eyes narrowed but a few of them fluttered.

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  • The Galactic Librarian’s second face, happened to be flirtatious and a bit giggly, which is why her second face had fluttering eyelashes, yet the first face was unfazed and narrow

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  • like most of the Galactic Librarians these days. I was so mesmerized by her fluttering lashes on her second face that I didn’t even notice when her fifth leg started to

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  • thrust inside my ass. I was doomed, but entirely satisfied.

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