A tax on the people resulted in thousands

A tax on the people resulted in thousands of deaths last year. However, attacks on the people resulted in thousands of deaths this year. Who can say which is worse? Many tacks

held my manifesto, "On Government Tax Collectors/Axe Murderers," in place on the IHOP's wall. Just then, a man in a suit walked in. He carried a TI-83, an axe-shaped case, and

Listerine breath strips. He said, "Son, you have a coffee table masterpiece. Pure gold." He had a white suit, a black tie, white beard and Black framed glasses. He smelled like 11

gorillas after a 3 day mating ritual in the African summer sun. A ten-gorilla stink I can handle. But his 11-gorilla stink was not so easily ignored. I picked up my merchandise

and set up my Febreze stand right there. The villagers liked "Honeysuckle Hibiscus" best of all and I sold out in less than an hour. Gorilla mating season was when I made the most

came to a hot summers day. The villagers could only hope for a cool breeze. The merchants raised their prices on febreeze which lead the villagers to revolt. Houses were burnt,

trailers were trashed, bungalows were barraged. The suburbs became a battlefield between Bluebird Circuit and Bluebird Lane. All due to the summer heat. Soccer moms took out the

their kids' science kit, raided the local pool chemical store and created some 'interesting' soccer balls. They would have preferred fertilizer, but this was the suburbs after all.

Carbon titanium oxide & peroxide were a potent mix spontaneously assembling into a giant icosahedron which encapsulated the subdivision shielding it from a meteor impact. 1st prize