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The fat waitress at the Hot Wing joint had

  • The fat waitress at the Hot Wing joint had a nose ring and a low cut top. Pure class. She was going to be a makeup artist. That's when the leader of the Yakuza walked in and

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  • unbuttoned his shirt, exposing the hidden tattoos covering his chest - including a caricature of the fat waitress. As he professed his love for her,

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  • her service and the way she winked at him when he handed him a plate of home fries with Heinz chili sauce. He'd covertly eat a couple of Tums after each meal, hiding the fact his

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  • digestive rebellion took place nightly after her assault on the concept of cooking. For its part, cooking tried desperately to stretch broadly enough to encompass her creation, but

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  • mud pies were a gustatory challenge, even for the most kind and loving of Fathers. To distract her from play cooking, he gave her one of those life sized Barbie heads that you make

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  • beautiful by a ranging Barbie's hair and makeup. The life sized Barbie head kept her away from the easy-bake oven and mud pies till she found her brother using her for Barbie head

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  • shaving utilities. Barbie was bald as an onion but it hadn't improved her looks any. Teen pregnant Barbie was kicked severely in the crotch by a plastic dinosaur who began eating

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  • the Tam-PON (TM) designer clothing off of her body. Barbie tried to scream, but remembered that she was a doll and could not. The dinosaur toy, on the other hand, was an anomaly.

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  • He easily released a ground-shaking roar, terrifying the lisping Ken dolls as they sprinted back into Barbie's California Dream House (which conveniently didn't allow Barbies in)

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  • Luckily,because the barbies were always smearing makeup on the walls and making the whole house smell of strawberrys, which had gone rotten.

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