There once was a farmer, who lived in a castle.

There once was a farmer, who lived in a castle. He had so many alligators that he didn't know what to do. One day, one of the purple alligators got loose, so the farmer decided to

invite the best hunters in the land to a swell bbq. The farmer prince told of his plight of missing one of his rare maroon gators. It had escaped into the fairy bayou. A reward was

offered for the return of the maroon gator to the farmer prince. With intuition, psychic and internet skills some peeps found the gator, but they wanted to hear his story first, so

they telepathized for an entire three seconds, while consuming an entire litre of milk, and learned of the wild and fantastic encounters the gator endured on his brief visit to

Earth. Then they wondered; is telepathized a word? As they pondered, they considered, and they stalled. If there was any question the entire staff of the

Dew Drop Inn would be completely oblivious to any relevant information about, that was it. "Frank - doesn't Wally have a cousin that works at NASA?" "D'you think they'd know if

this rumor about the asteroid is true?" Frank rubbed his head. "Probably, but Wally's cousin doesn't talk much. Besides, the Dew Drop Inn is kind of in the middle of a crisis; we

ain't exactly getting by on just our regulars. If the whole town stops for one last drink at our End of The World shindig, that's dandy - and if it's false, who's going to complain

?It was an unholy alliance between me & Father O'Leary but his fire &brimstone preaching would fill the bar &if the world didn't end I promised to donate a percentage to the parish