Misty DuPre. 8472 Rose St. Objective: Challenging

Misty DuPre. 8472 Rose St. Objective: Challenging and rewarding career in sanitation management restructuring via redundancy analysis. Skills: Restructuring, Sanitation, Analysis,

... and that was just the first 2 lines. The rest of her CV read like a choir angelic exalting her myriad gifts in sanitation. Misty DuPre had other talents too. She spoke Swahili

dared venture near her specific field of Outhouse-ology. Once an undergrad architcture student dared to write an amateur paper overviewing the structure of the modern outhouse and

how it could be redesigned into a much more profitable ‘In-House’ with a new paint job.

I looked at them. "You hired me to be the janitor but you actually want me to redesign that Bauhaus crap!?" They all looked around at each other, somehow agreeing to a truce. Igor

shuffled over to the water cooler, filled a polystyrene cup with room temperature water and brought it back to me with a bow. "Thanks, Igor." I turned back to the committee. "No."

"But why not Mr. Frankenstein? I doubt you will get a better offer anywhere else", said the Chair of the Committee. "I doubt we will be offering it again." Come, Igor, we've a new

life to begin, outside of Transylvania's tyranny. You and I are going to lift your hump onto the next train out of this burgh and head to New York City, USA, where people like us

aren't eye-balled as freaks & told to "go ring a bell in a clock tower somewhere."Things were going to be different. I put on my shades and beanie hat & smiled. NY, here we come!