hey my name is dave

hey my name is dave

no its not what am i thinking

that matters, it's what I do with my life that gives it meaning. So I spent the next couple hours making waffles for everybody.

But everybody wanted "waffle" fries.

Few people, however, understand the resources that go into a single waffle fry. Each potato must be carefully cut by a master serrator, and raising one of those takes on average

27 decades. Then, the potential potatoes must each pass each category on a checklist including weight, length, springiness. Those potatoes who don't pass will be

potentially cast as Wilbur in "Spud's Webb," the FDA adaptation of "Charlotte's Web". Spud will be played by the Ribeye of Horace, Seer of the Unpotatoed. Templeton will be less

accommodating, driving home the CDC's warnings about the dangers of associating with 'wild' rodents. Charlotte's role has yet to be cast, but rumors have suggested a guest appeara

nce by Templeton, who had just gotten out of rehab. Wilbur felt better about the whole thing when the producers announced that Madonna was cast as Charlotte & not Lindsay Lohan.