She dreaded going to the mailbox for fear
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She dreaded going to the mailbox for fear that there would be more of the same...bills.
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Taking a deep breath, she opened the box and pulled out a stack. Great. Another chain letter from her college roomate. When she opened the letter, it contained a lottery card
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3 purple pencils and a quater of a pound of best grated parmesan. 'That's more like it', she thought as she
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disgustedly binned the faux parmigiana "cheese" flakes she had been adorning her tagliatelle arrabbiata with for the last 16 years. Now, finally, she would be able to enjoy
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her mac n' cheese in peace.
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She loved Kraft Mac 'n' Cheese - not for the flavor, but for the unnatural orange color. She had a sexual fetish for orange hues. On her weak days, she head over to Home Depot to
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push the orange cart up and down aisles, searching for home improvement supplies that complemented the orange color .
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I'd fallen in love with the home depot cart and it was all I could have dreamed of in a happily ever after. It could hold my weight and didn't squeak much when I leaned on it, so
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I was ready to take her home to Mom. But there was the problem of her gps Kartprotekt theft device. I decided to make a dash for it and pushed her across the parking lot. Suddenly,
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my silent shopping car lover seized up. Was she having second thoughts? Did she still have feelings for Skippy the Bag Boy (not the peanut butter)? I would never know.
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- 2011-01-31 14:36:25
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- 2011-02-07 05:57:33
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